I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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