Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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