if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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