We won't sleep together?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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