He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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