remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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