watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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