did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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