Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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