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Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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