im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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