This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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