i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
