Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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