Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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