At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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