Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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