If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
