She's JV to your varsity
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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