After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He felt like a one man threesome
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
