Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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