it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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