Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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