Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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