is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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