Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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