yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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