I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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