I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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