summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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