So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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