we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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