Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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