love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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