it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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