you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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