Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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