idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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