i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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