We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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