I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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