I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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