is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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