I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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