Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
