i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
