How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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