You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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