there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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