this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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