You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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